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Root Prayer

Posted by: emk on June 15, 2002 05:33 AM
Somehow this made me thing of a prayer I've had around. Maybe Walmart should put it on the Lindows boxes

Almighty Root

Who art in Linux

Careful be thy use

May thy processes be secure

In user space as it is in the kernel

Give us this day complete uptime

And secure our network services

Even as we backup our systems.

And lead us not into proprietary software

But deliver us from Windows

For thine is the stable system

The power and the uptime

for ever and ever without crashes



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